First funny:
John and I had an interesting conversation over dinner the other night. It started with him telling me about a book where this guy took a monkey home with him and tried to masquerade it as a kid suffering from that disease where you are like super hairy (it’s a real thing but I don’t know what it is called). So then we started talking about the difference between fur and hair—according to John fur is softer than hair. I told him that he has so much hair on his head that it kind of looks like fur. “But it’s not soft,” I said. Then he looked at me, so dejected and surprised, put a hand to his head, and said, “My fur isn’t soft?”
Second funny:
We were at our friends house on Friday night, and they were showing us pictures from their trip to Australia. I was particularly interested in the pictures of the wallabies (like kangaroos but smaller) that they saw. SO CUTE. Our friend started telling us how in Australia, some people actually eat kangaroos, and that they are like red meat. At this, John looks up so intensely and says, “Can you eat the pouch?!”
HA.