Dear People From Random Websites,
PLEASE STOP SPAMMING MY BLOG COMMENTS. I will never believe that your vague, generalized comments are authentic or have any sort of meaning whatsoever. And I will never, ever, click on the links to any of your websites. Neither will my readers. So you might as well save yourselves some time and give it up already. You are just a tad bit ridiculous.
Sincerely,
Me